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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:22

What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

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You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

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